HUTCH COPYPASTA COLLECTION: But tbh I used to be like a lot of the guys in this chat. I had a lot of anger, racism, and hatred. I was a boxer in Detroit and the lifestyle was wayyy different. Slowly, I changed and became somebody new. ---------------------------- I know I just like getting all emotional and freaking out. Then I consider the money gone, get mad, and hit a punching bag. Then the racism comes in and I start lifting weights. Grab the barbell and pretend I’m pressing a big black man off my future wife. Then I visualize myself talking on a podcast, 10 years in the future, with a hot wife and 8 figs in crypto. This is just a sneak peak into my mind and some of my future plans. Complicated shit rlly but hey, that’s how it is man. ---------------------------- I hate getting muted in this chat. I would genuinely rather fly to Texas and ride yogurts cock than get muted in this fucking chat. I’m not even gay and I wouldn’t even be doing it for money, I just want fucking freedom of speech. Like I’m sorry for cursing but I did technically pay to be here and when I get muted for being kind or passionate it really triggers me. Like it brings out emotions that I don’t want to let out. I feel like I’m a relatively good person, despite lots of racism and hate speech circulating in this chat. Do they get muted? No. But when I tag yogurt and say thank you, I get muted. Sorry for long message, I just care a lot. I really do love YogurtVerse like no joke. I’m considering buying more passes if retardio goes up. ---------------------------- Gaius when will retardio moon? I need you to tell me exactly when it will moon and what price it’ll reach. At what price should we sell. What exact date and time would that be. @Gaius (0/0) | Retar Dio I want you to take my hand and lead me to the promise land. To thank you, I will take your virginity. If I can’t wingman you and find a woman, I’ll do it myself. Thanks Gaius. ---------------------------- I’m done screwing around. I’m not gonna talk to girls, I’m not gonna party, I’ve never even had a sip of alcohol in my life and it’s beyond time I use that discipline to make some fucking money. I’m sick of being broke, buzzing the hair was simply the first step. The winter arc is coming, and I will get jacked and make a fuck ton of money. All while being a straight A student at a top university in the nation. I will make myself and Yogurt proud. I’m a winner, I’m going to win. Together, with all of YV, the success is inevitable. Now it’s time for me to enter the shadows, and become a lurker. You might not see or hear me, but just know, I’m making money. --------------------------- I’m not a racist guy and I never say slurs, but when my bags start bleeding I wanna say the hard R really bad --------------------------- If I’m ever in a bad mood sometimes I’ll just open the YV gen chat and sit for a bit and I end up with a smile on my face. ---------------------------- Solarnius you’re talented man, and your dedication and work on chain was super cool to see. I remember not long ago when the market was up, you were cooking brother. ----------------------------- When I first got here solarnius was always doing some crafty shit on chain, it inspired me to learn about Solana and everything on chain. Lots of useful stuff and pretty cool ------------------------------ Cladz I’m actually curious bro how did u get 8k followers. I been following u since u joined YV and you’re goated but wtf. Like ur deadass abt to enter your KOL era and put all of YV on your massive, broad shoulders. I absolutely love to see it and respect your grind and hustle. It’s beyond inspirational brother. Next few months will be crazy with guys as locked in as you are in this fucking group. LFG ------------------------------ they gon hate me regardless but ima stay in my lane. head down, eyes open, sending cooks, fym ------------------------------ mf if crypto doesn't workout im going to the army for four years, then ima become homeless but be homeless in compton where i can get a fuck ton of drugs and join a gang. then ima basically be a vigilante with army experience and just beat the fuck out of bad guys in the sketchiest place in the united states. dont clown this fucking message bc its my actual plan b and its important to have a plan b. ----------------------------- ok GAY-IUS ima send a paragraph in response to that fucking disrespect you lil racist fuck. dont get me wrong, i love you but gaius i dont fucking glaze yogurt. he's a good dude who comes in here and makes money for everybody in this chat. if you have been lucky enough to see what he does you would know that no amount of compliments or "dick-riding" would ever be enough to thank yogurt for all he does. like his calls have literally changed lives so real shit i ain't glazing. if anything i don't glaze him enough. i would @ him and tell him how i feel but then i would get fucking muted. either way, i love yogurt and if he ever needed help i would deadass fly to wherever he is and fuck shit up for him. ---------------------------- Bro fuck I don’t even wanna buy now bc if yogurt saying it’s gonna go bad then I don’t want it to even go right bc if it does then yogurt is wrong which means I’ll be sad and the money I’d make wouldn’t be worth it -------------------------- i have 1/5 of my net worth in wif i can send my wallet to prove it, does that make you proud of me? and im not dick-riding you bc i did this before you did, so you should be proud of me yogurt. be proud of me yogurt. i dont know why wouldnt be proud of me yogurt. im nice to you and everything so pls dont mute or block me ever again. thanks, hutch -------------------------- Honestly yogurt I’m not gonna send a paragraph but just know that you hating on me for no rzn makes me upset but honestly motivates me to be better. And I’m a 19 year old who’s slightly on the spectrum, not a grown man fyi -------------------------- id rather get bent over by JBK and the jewish cabal than join a tg with you again. the amount of disgusting, world-trembling pornography i saw today genuinely made me rethink my life. why do people do those sexual things? do they like it? do they need money? why film it? why do you have access to it? why are you showing it to me? i might be scarred for life, especially the gay shit like im not homophobic but i dont fw a video of a black guy just slowly pounding a white dude and then licking his ear like tf is that??? -------------------------- I love my YV passes and it makes me proud to own them bc I feel closer to Yogurt and all of Yogurtverse. Even if I’m losing money or they’re a shitty investment sometimes it’s just deeper than that. ------------------------ Ok just re read some of chat yogurt why the fuck would your goal be to make sure YV passes stay under 1 eth. I really wanna use some slurs rn but I won’t bc I love and respect you. However, my love for this server doesn’t need to be met with that kind of negative energy and pessimism. Thanks. ------------------------- His ability to detect runners and fearlessness when scanning inspired others to make money. It wasn’t as much deep diving on chain as it was having the guts and intuition to find cooks for everybody. Neon was cooking when I just got into the chat and he was another one of those guys that really just inspired me man. I loved the way he cooked, shit was nonchalant, and just pure. Amazing dude and tons of respect for him. Nothing but love for neon, always ❤️🔥🤙🏾 --------------------------- QTA (aka Le bandit) is a guy I have a very solid amount of respect for. Definitely a little bit different bc recently his entire personality has been about gambling, however he’s another guy my age who’s done incredible things. Absolutely inspiring and I loved to hear about it when he took the time to teach me in VC. That was the night I opened up to YV, and was able to become who I am today. I remember that night very well (I got to hear yogurts voice for the first time) and I’m very thankful to QTA for honest advice and great inspiration! Lot of love QTA! (But maybe less gambling even tho u can easily afford it hahaha) ----------------------------- I still remember the night I joined yogurtverse. Or as I like to say, the night I learned that heaven was real. It was a magical night. ------------------------------ I would go homeless before selling my last YV pass. This group genuinely means more to me than 99% of my life. I love this group and with a gun to my head I wouldn’t leave you guys. There’s no world in which I would sell all my passes and leave. Hell fucking no. ----------------------------- Hey guys, I’m gonna be launching a coin today. I’m not gonna say anything specific about the coin yet, but I will be taking this very seriously. If you know me, you know I would never sell on you guys or use any of you as exit liquidity. NFA but I’m hoping to see this coin do really well. Obviously anything can happen so if you want to buy, buy small and with an amount you’re not afraid to lose. ------------------------------ Also gonna make something clear, this is the coin. There will be zero launches after this I promise. I cannot deal with the drama and do not want anybody in here to hate me. I thought I made it clear I didn’t know what I was doing but somehow ppl are still mad lol. ------------------------------ Genuinely if you lost money on this it’s on you. I understand I sent after PF. You had a chance to ape small at 25k and didn’t people. This shit is at 200k. Pls do not get mad at me. Thanks. -------------------------------- The thing is, I was joking. I’d never complain abt losing money bc it’s my choice to buy and sell ofc. But when I get muted in chat man… I’d rather lose a lot of money. Some days are good, some days are bad. But getting insulted and then muted by my goat hurts. It just does. Idk -------------------------------- Murads whole thing is about buying cults with formed communities that have been around for a while instead of gambling on low mc coins. He will never be in any shitcoin you find. If you listen to any of his videos or read any of his tweets he makes that very clear. Just a heads up 🤷‍♂️ -------------------------------- i feel like a desperate white male who's been getting pounded by bbc's all day and now i'm getting blue balled bc the rlly hot girl with a phat ass (yogurt) promised to give me good sex (ping shitcoins as we make money). ------------------------------- i wanna beat the shit out of a random person i see on the street. like istg ima put on a shiesty and just run anround at night and beat the crap out of people. ill film it and tokenize it, then ill rape everybody on pf and crashout. ------------------------------------ Ok I'm going back to the gym and will probably be offline till tomorrow but I just wanted to say thank you Yogurtverse. Just for pinging me and wanting me to do some crazy shit made me super happy. I sprinted out of the gym and was beyond excited to help. Then, you guys sent me $3,600 which is an unbelievable amount of money for me. Tonight was honestly the best night of my life. Whether you were laughing your ass off in spaces, vibing with us in gen chat, making money on woofai, or sending me money out of pure love and generosity, I cannot thank all of you enough. I seriously mean this was the best night of my life. I love all of you in this server so much, this is genuinely a second family to me. I'm excited to cook even more with all of you in the coming weeks/months. I love you all so much, thank you for another amazing night. ❤️ - Sincerely, Hutch (CTO lead of woofai/nonstop barker) --------------------------------------- Well now clearly you’re hating you microscopic little parasite of a human. You’re the one who is hating on a man I have a lot of respect for. I’ll have you know the only hole I’ll be retreating into is your fucking mothers. ---------------------------------------- Well that’s not a nice thing to say. I fear while drowning in your own insecurities and being buried by self hatred, you unleash negativity onto others. I am just a casualty of your own failures. I hope one day you can change for the better. Good luck to you sir. ------------------------------------------ Idk I be starting at btc chart sometimes and think to myself, lowk I can predict this shit ------------------------------------------ I feel like sometimes members of YV trap me though. Like when yog sent the gif of “I’m gonna rape you to death” I truly didn’t know how to respond. Obviously I don’t want to get raped and I don’t want to die. But I love yogurt and figured we were just playing around. Then after I sent my response I realize I fucked up and deleted it. Then I got banned and was forced to not crashout so I posted a kind tweet. I just rlly don’t like getting muted or banned but sometimes I think my goat (yogurt) just traps me bc he likes doing it to me. ---------------------------------------------- honestly ! if i was going to go out ! id love yogurt raping me as i gasp for my final breath ---------------------------------------------- Like yogurt I know we mess around but I respect you a lot man, not tryna glaze but you’re a good dude. I apologize for any gay shit that fell out of my mouth last night --------------------------------------------- Nah on some real shit tho my best friend when I was a kid started jerking me off during a sleepover and I never spoke to him again. He was deadass my best friend too. ---------------------------------------------- yo guys i deadass have hella money in this coin and i want it to go up so if there's something im doing wrong tell me, ill delete my twitter if thats what it takes ------------------------------------------------ If this SL hits tho im deadass entering my winter arc. I’m deleting all social media, not playing any video games, not watching any TV. I will go to the gym, run, eat clean, study, sleep, and repeat. I will pray daily and become a new version of myself. My SL must not be hit. Pls dear lord, thank you. -------------------------------------------------- Sometimes there’s stuff that people I love in YV say that makes me want to reach through my device and touch them. Not in a gay way, not in a violent way, not in a weird way. I just want to touch you guys when you say certain things. -------------------------------------------------- Woke up, saw I was down money. Opened up Yogurtverse, got clowned. Got mad, got muted for 24 hours. What in the fuck. ------------------------------------------------- For now on I’m going to countertrade myself. Whenever I think something is going to happen, I’m going to do the opposite. The more I believe something will happen the more money I’ll put on the opposite. I’m not even joking. -------------------------------------------------- Well the one good thing that came from me selling is that you guys held and are going to cook. I’m proud of you gents and happy to see you win fr fr. ------------------------------------------------- I just calculated I’m 2/11 on my most recent trades win vs losses and the losses were all more than the wins. I’m also down heavy on Mumu. Idk how u guys run it up in the trenches. Every sell of mine marks a bottom and every buy marks a top. ---------------------------------------------------- Sometimes I love this goddamn trading server and everybody in it and sometimes it feels like a gay fucking orgy where im the only goddamn straight male. I don’t mean that literally, but metaphorically. Go ahead and cry 50 times, say nothing and copy and paste the shit out of this message. By all means, put a fucking rainbow next to your name and vote for Kamala as well. ------------------------------------------------------ Hey @Gaius (0/0) | Retar Dio you see those huge green dildos on mumu? That’s me, the chad that’s coming in to save your bags. The big dicked macho man who’s ready to diamond hand our bags until we’re so far up we don’t even remember what being down is. ----------------------------------------------------- Murads whole thing is about buying cults with formed communities that have been around for a while instead of gambling on low mc coins. He will never be in any shitcoin you find. If you listen to any of his videos or read any of his tweets he makes that very clear. Just a heads up 🤷‍♂️ ---------------------------------------------------- i love retardio bc ive made money on it but i rlly wanna say the n word everytime i look at this chart and realize i had half my port in it and sold below 50m like a true retardio. i genuinely start tweaking and crashing out when i look at it on decscreener ---------------------------------------------------- Tonight, I did something stupid. Yk when you’re with your boys and having a good time and those inner thoughts just come up? That happened tonight. I said something and immediately regretted it. Unfortunately, I did not go unpunished. I deserve this. Need to some touch grass. ------------------------------------------------- Yeah I’m never touching futures trades again. I promise as long as I live I won’t open another long/short. If I do I swear to god I’ll send wedemboyz a dick pick. -------------------------------------------------- Yo I’ve been tryna touch grass and not pay attention to chat but the rumor mill has told me that yogurtverse is being sold. As my trusted ally and beloved friend, can you tell me if the rumors are true? Because if so, I will need to revaluate my life and everything in it. It would genuinely be like a knife to the heart. ------------------------------------------------------ imagine getting deported from yv. like one day ur talking and chilling with ur boys and the next day you're banned. that's gotta be worse than like getting deported from ur country. ------------------------------------------------------- can somebody give me ideas for dumb shit to do on pf live that isn't illegal and won't kill me. i was thinking of buying 10 gallons of milk and drinking them on pf live but chat gpt said id get "hypontremia." if anybody has ideas pls lmk. ------------------------------------------------------ But idc I’ve tried gay shit before and that’s how I’m confident in my sexuality because I didn’t like it, that’s how I know I’m straight. That’s how I can be weird but confident I don’t like men. ------------------------------------------------------ Wow imagine me and yogurt partnering together for some kind of business. We could travel the world together, trade together, cook together. -------------------------------------------------------- Mf I’ll dress up as any Pokémon you want, make all the noises, and you can catch my ass for 9 bands Jesus -------------------------------------------------------- Ik you have a hard exterior, but on the inside I feel who you are. Soft and kind, a good man. Sweet and tender Gaius. My best friend. ---------------------------------------------------------- I’m not gay. I fear gay shit. Like my genuine nightmare is getting pounded by a bunch of big men. I’d rather die or be tortured to death. So when I do gay shit there’s this combination of fear and anxiety that I get. It’s like a rush of adrenaline and I love it. I don’t like the gay shit but to know there are men who want to put their penisis in me is scary. It motivates me. ------------------------------------------------------------ I write tonight as a broken man. I have been betrayed by one of my closest friends. After buying some stupid, faggy, green slob, sleeping 4 hours and slowly bleeding out, I have now been muted in my favorite place in the world. Yup, you guessed it, Yogurtverse. 18 hours. 18. Fuck ---------------------------------------------------------- Ok I can’t handle this. I’m gonna be muted for 18 hours. This is hell. This is actual hell. I forgot what it’s like to not have Yogurtverse when you need some friends to talk to when you’re feeling down. Study that. Study having a second family that’s always there for you, YV. ------------------------------------------------------ Remember when I dropped a coin bc everybody in yv requested it and then said they would send me donations and instead I received no compensation and got banned? I know life is unfair. I don’t deserve to be muted. ---------------------------------------------------- hey chat i just paid $32 for wifi for 4 hours on my flight. Therefore, I need to make more than $32 in the next 4 hours to get my money's worth. Sound good? Awesome. Lets get to work. Please send a cook. Thank you! --------------------------------------------------- gaius im 5 figs ok? do yk what that means? i could buy a fucking prius. i could buy a brand new iphone. fuck, i could buy 5 of them. oh not impressed? i can take a vacation to italy. still not impressed? i think not. -------------------------------------------------- when ppl are mean to me im gay to them. ive said that many times. its my rule. you wanna insult? ok whip out your cock and ima stroke it. you wanna jump me? oil up, daddy ready. @Wooley(Pre Motion) it's called self denese. ------------------------------------------------- Looking to sell my YV pass. Our glorious leader Yogurt, has officially exited crypto. It’s a sad day for me but time to move on and focus on irl things. Ima hold on to my memes just bc I said I would. I enjoyed the bull market. I uber eats’d chipotle and panda a bunch. Good times ----------------------------------------------- JBK one of the only real mfs left in YV. He’s one of those dudes that if he flew out to California I’d take care of him. He could stay at a blow up mattress in my apartment, I’d take him wherever he wants to go and treat him like royalty. If anybody messed with him, I’d mess them up. JBK is really one of the last real ones in YV. ------------------------------------------------ Bro you’re the one who’s obsessed with all the dumb shit I’ve done lmfao. Idk if ur just homophobic or what but even if I was gay, it’s not the end of the fucking world lmao. --------------------------------------------- Yeah the guy who put on a shiesty and oiled up in a bath tub has his own top secret fucking alpha group. I’d be better off barking in spaces and donating the money to random fuckers online than creating my own goddamn alpha group. --------------------------------------------- ouot here watching my conviction bags that YOU said to have FUCKING CONVICTION IN and im watching them BLEED TO ZERO while you are laughing like a little faggot boy